"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,"explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled. My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
"I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, when she looked at me, and quietly said,'That's once'.
"And we lived happily ever after".
What a secret eh. haha! Got this from an email today. Hope u liked it.
