Me a sweet potato? You've gotta be kidding!

Oh my God! I can't believe Wayne [my ex] actually asked me when I'm gonna be free to meet up for dinner or something! Damn! I smell something fishy. [I betcha he's no longer with that girlfriend of his anymore!] I told him about my bad fall and he said I'm just like a sweet potato, always falling. He called me a sweet potato. I wonder what that meant, man. And I'm so laughing about this. Haha Haha!

Oh yeah and he said I sounded like I'm afraid to see or meet him up. Oh yeah! Now who's been the chicken?! So I cooly replied saying that it's not that I'm afraid to see him, it's just that I don't wanna see him. *smirks*